Has anyone heard of LOW STRESS CHICKEN? HAH? Yes, I bought them! Low stress, Kosher chicken links to the rescue!

Ladies and a very few Gentlemens! I present to you the only show in town! Put your feet together and stump as hard as you can because here He is........... A man who bought LOW STRESS CHICKEN LINKS! Ok, ok, ok I admit I did buy low stress chicken links. They were raised in a free range environment under very low stress and killed in amost humane way possible under Rabbi supervision. They must be magical! I will use them sparingly in my meals. Now I know for sure why I couldnt lose weight all this time. It must have been those damn high stress chickens, that werent roaming in free range environment, having lived under low stress and killed in a most humane way possible under Rabbi supervision! Those damn stressed out chickens! No wonder my nephew at 14 looks like English Mastiff on his worst day! Always cranky, and demanding! And he is just as big! He eats a lot of chicken links. See the links? Chickens that are not free ranged, having lived under low stress, and killed in a most humane way under rabbi supervision are linked to kids that look like English Mastiff on a bad day! I will start a movement! FAt people against high stressed chickens that link to kids that look like English Mastiff on a bad day, who are always cranky and demanding! But for now I have an unfinished business to copmlete! I must first tend to my fat cells and kill them using low stress, and killing them in a most humane way under my supervision! And I am ready to rock, and I am ready to roll and I am just damn ready! So without further delay, please cheer me on! Here comes a man on a mission. A man who bought free ranged, low stressed, treated in amost humane way and killed under Rabbi supervision! Until we meet again!


WEIGHT= ASTOUNDING, UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE, AND STOMACK CHURNING, TARAAAAAAAA= 227 PONDS! I MANAGED TO LOSE A POUND EATING SO MUCH DREK, THAT IS DERAGATORY TERM FOR SHIT IN JEWISH. Oh, hold down that is shit in jewish! Ok, Monday meals are coming up, on Monday!!!!!