Do you guys want to know how two adult idiots decided to confront their weaknesses in so called construcive way? Ok, here we go. Lately I have been stressing over not being able to complete my protein shake plan, which at a time was so feasable. So the more I seemed to anylize and bitch about it, the more I kept failing it. Hence I decided to take a few days off and just chill as my nephew suggested. Chilling was supposed to be a regular low carb, whole quality meals. But I guess just by virtue of the word itself '' chill '' it become somewhat of an all you can eat and all you can poop and all you can vomit kind of feast. That was some chilling all right! So in the middle of the chilling, a freind of mine called me up complaining profusely about him and his wife and how the only way he knows to deal with those fights is by drinking wine. He is full blooded Italian with good pedigree! So drinking helped him initially, until his full bloodied Italian wife with no less perfect pedigree would bitch about him drinking and more fights arose from drinking that led to even more fights! You get the picture! So yesterday morning, my Italian friend had another fight with his Italian, full pedigreed wife and decided to end it all once and for all! It was a perfect oppurtunity for me as well to end my struggle with not finishing my challenge once and for all. It was a perfect blend, my full pedigree Italian friend ( who by the way is 6 ft tall and weights about 275 pounds) and a Russian guy, me, with less than perfect pedigree. Two idiots + one common problem= Two common problems!!! So we sat down at his backyard and contemplated how to confront our problems, so different in nature, yet very same in principal! And there it was, a perfectly fine decision! We decided to confront it by not confronting it or at least for the day confronting it by showing them , problems, who the boss was! And how did we decide to do it? By him drinking all he could wine, and by me eating all I could eat carbs! Final result: He was drunk, I was drunk and full of fecal matter and we both ended up in my house. His wife threw him out! She did take him back today after 3 hours of begging, two hours of asking for forgiveness and one hour of buying her very expensive gifts! Thanks God I am not married!!! I ended up gaining 7 pounds, two headackes and loss of a wallet! But...... I learned a very valuable lesson! If I had a brain I would be very dangerous! Thanks God I am not married! Ok, that was then and this is now! I have got a new plan of attack! One, I decided to change my plan. Two I will give it the very last green light, if it doesnt work this time, its back to my regular low carb whole meals!. Three, I am not yet ready to get married!
First, by changing my plan I will not limit how many shaked will be consumed. It will be a drink every tow hours no matter what and more if needed. I will remove one meal from my plan. It didnt work. Given my extreame nature one meal became an open invatation to binges. Instead I decided to add 1 0z of nuts to add a bit of chewing so not to deplete my brain of whole meal feeling. Hence I called my plan "' PROTEIN SHAKES AND NUTS'' ONE OF THEM NUTS SHOULD BE NAMED POTS! I AM ONE OF THOSE NUTS THAT WILL BE IN M PLAN, LOL, WASNT THAT FUNNY! Ok, so this is it! One last change, one last attempt, one last failure or one big success! So until we meet again......
I DIDNT THINK THERE WAS EVER A NEED TO POST WHAT I ATE YESTERDAY, SO NOT TO MAKE ANYONE SICK, BUT IDECIDED TO DO IT ANYWAY FOR ACCOUTABILITY PURPOSE. ONE THING I WAS ALWAYS PROUD OF MYSELF IS MY HONESTY. I AM THAT KIND OF A GUY, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET, NO MORE NO LESS! I MAY BE UNPREDICTABLE, UNSTABLE AND EVERCHANGING, THATS MY NATURE BUT I AM ALWAYS HONEST!
I WILL JUST LIST THE FOOD I ATE WITH NO COMMENTS TO ACCOMPANY. THAT FOOD WILL SPEAK LOUD AND CLEAD FOR ITSELF. SOMETIMES SILENCE SPEAKS LOUDED THAN ANY WORD, EVEN THOUGH USUALLY THATS NIOT THE CASE WITH ME!
2 TERAMUSU, 3 ICE CREAMS BARS, 5 SLICES OF PIZZA, 2 BOTTLES OF WINE, MORE SLICES OF PIZZA, ONE VERY ANGRY FULL PEDIGREE ITALIAN WIFE, LOTS OF SCREAMING AND DERAGATORY TERMS, MORE WINE, HUGGING AND KISSING OF FUL PEDIGREE ITALIAN WIDE AND HUSBANDS, SOME TEARS, MORE WINE, MORE SCREAMING AND FIGHTING BY ANGRY FULL PEDIGREE ITALIAN WIFE. OI, VEY STOP THE MADNESS! OI, VEY STOP THE MADNESS! THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING HERE FOR ME!