Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Whats the difference between a mentally challenged person and a neurotic one? My Wednesday menu! Oi wey! Lots of drek!

Oi wey! Ok, the difference between a mentally challenged person and a nerotic one is that when you ask a mentally challenged person how much is 2 plus 2 he will insists that it is 5, and neorotic person knows it is 4 but he can never accept it! I am a freaking neurotic nut who keeps thinking 2 plus 2 will be 4 but still cant accept it. Or am I? I failed again or as one famous person said to another I fell off a wagon that sped up before I had a chance to jump on it! Oi wey, breath in and breath out, nice and slow! Stop the madness, by the way where is she now? Remember that crazy hyper chick on tv in early 90's that kept hollering on top of her lungs ''stop the madness people! Whatever happened to her? I refuse to admit that I cant sustain a diet of nutritionally sound protein shakes and one whole meal for at least two weeks. No freaking way! I once sustained a diet of two weeks no food period! It was called starvation miracle by Paul Bragg or miracle of starvation or whatever kind of miracle it was. Let me tell you something, the only miracle of that diet was that I still alive and was able to conceive after that one. Oi wey stop the madness! So the show must go on! I will not rest until I concur this freaking plan of mine. It is mind over mindless now. I know, I know you guys heard it all before. But have faith in me, I can and will do this thing. I did subotage it few times and I underestimated the power of my weaknesses and my demons. However I am still standing with my head up! I can do it! Show me some love and belief in me. So starting tomorrow I am back in a saddle, with all my mental powers geared up and ready to go. Its getting desperate here and it is time for desperate measures. Are you with me? Do you believe in me? Show me some love here as I am embarking on whats supposed to be a beginning of a beautiful thing. I have a preminition that this time everything will turn out exactly the way I wanted and I will have it my way!!!!

12 pm-
1.5 cups cottage cheese= 250 calories
1/2 cup blueberries

3 pm-
3 slices of pizza
2 peices of drek cake

6 pm-
1 ice cream bar

10 pm-
1.5 buffal.o burger
1 cup cabbage
2 oz almonds

It was a day full of drek! Oi wey, stop the madness!


Solshine said...

Yummmmy, buffalo!!

Vadim, one of my favorite quotes is from Thomas Edison:

“I never failed once. It just happened to be a 2,000-step process.”

This is his answer to a journalist who asked him how it felt to fail 2,000 times before inventing the lightbulb. You have not failed, you keep on picking yourself back up and trying again. You also learn from each drek attack. ;)

You can do this!

Vadim said...

lol, thanks solshine!

Lora said...

Don't worry about it, Vadim.

Get some rest and get back on the wagon again tomorrow.

Oy, vey! :)

Vadim said...

Oi wey indeed!

NewVision said...

I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you being honest about your struggles. So many would have stopped blogging and not wanted to publish the foods they ate.
I think it helps to teach that this REALLY is a struggle and it's NOT easy sometimes. Thank you for being you, and for being willing to show the good and the bad. :) Hang in there, you CAN do this.

Vadim said...

Thank you newvision!